if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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