her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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