my room smells like sperm. sweet.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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