there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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