I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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