But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
My dick has a subreddit
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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