oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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