party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
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