No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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