I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
