i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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