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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"

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(281): View more from Texas

I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.

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(509): View more from Washington

Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish

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(970): View more from Colorado

Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.

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(719): View more from Colorado

I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.

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(210): View more from Texas

I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK

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(253): View more from Washington

I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?

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