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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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