garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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