I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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