I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
and she was petting her beer can
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Your cock deserves a montage
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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