I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
why is half of my head shaved?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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