is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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