Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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