I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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