Is it normal to miss your booty call?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
