I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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