I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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