they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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