I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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