we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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