so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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