you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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