Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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