i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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