he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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