her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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