Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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