We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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