Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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