): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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