Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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