Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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