Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I supernannyed him into submission
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