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I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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