Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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