I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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