you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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