Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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