we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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