I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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