Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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