I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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