okay pat passed out under dana's car
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
