i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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