so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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