I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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