You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm at about main and main street
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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