..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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