69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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