My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Randomize
