We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
you will always have a special place in my vag
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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